Violet Jessop

disappointment3265:

bernard-jackson:

nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((

1892:

is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole

cassie-is-trans:

sharkpunks:

foulserpent:

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

foureyedyandere:

watching a horror film and saying “us” whenever the slasher brutally murders someone

fangypeach:

orgies are so scary what if everyone agrees your hole was mid and you get a bad grade

heavybend:

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

luckyladylily:

i-am-the-broken-bride:

girlfromenglishclass:

“A modern retelling” oh so you mean worse

“A Muppet retelling” oh so you mean better

Modern retellings are often bad because they have no clear sense of why they are a modern retelling. They often have no purpose other than being a cash generator without the cost of making a period piece.

Muppet retellings however always have a clear sense of purpose. It is baked into the very idea of the muppet retelling.

fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

worrysomegus:

I’m being oppressed